Aunt: The garage is still open!
Uncle: Fine then close it! And see if anyone stole the lawnmower. (pause, looks at me and my sister and sighs) Suburbia...
Watching Legally Blonde and some girl says...
Me: Hmph. Bitch.
Dad: Yea. Bitch!
Me: DAD! Language!
Dad: Oh. Is that a bad thing to say in America?
Sis: (To Me) This is your fault.